Jokes

JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BY MOL AND REEREE

WHY DIDNT THE SKELETON GO TO THE PARTY?

BECAUSE HE HAD NOBODY TO GO WITH.

WHAT DO YOU CALL TO ROBBERS TOGETHER?

A PAIR OF NICKERS.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A REFEREE WHO FORGOT TO PUT HIS UNDERPANTS ON?
NICHOLAS.

DOCTOR, DOCTOR IM SO UGLY,
WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT IT?
HIRE YOURSELF OUT FOR HALLOWEEN PARTIES.

WHY CAN'T CINDERELLA PLAY FOOTBALL?
SHE KEEPS RUNNING AWAY FROM THE BALL.

WHY CANT SKELETONS PLAY FOOTBALL?
BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY GUTS.

WHAT HAS A HEAD,A TAIL,BUT NO BODY?
A COIN.
 

POSH: I CAN SAY THE WORD 'GOAL' IN 32 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!
BECKS: THATS AMAZING,GO ON THEN
POSH: THE WORD 'GOAL'IN 32 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES!

HOW DO YOU MAKE A REFEREE BURN HIS EARS?
RING HIM UP WHILE HE IS IRONING.

WHAT DOES A REFEREE DO IF HE SPLITS HIS SIDES LAUGHING?
STARTS RUNNING UNTIL HE GETS A STITCH.

DOCTOR,DOCTOR MY WIFE THINKS SHE'S A CLOCK!
WELL STOP WINDING HER UP THEN.
 

what do u call a chav in a filing cabinet?

sorted!!

what do u call a chav in a lake?

in it